Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He understood everything except for the logic part. One day while reading, Rajiv came home. And the following conversation took place.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji - How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Everything is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: Yes.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: Yes.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: Yes.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: Yes.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: Yes.
Rajiv: So, logically, you are married.
Zail: Yes.
Rajiv: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Zail Singh: Everything is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: Yes.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: Yes.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: Yes.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: Yes.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: Yes.
Rajiv: So, logically, you are married.
Zail: Yes.
Rajiv: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad that he understood logic. Next day he met Buta Singh who was also preparing for MBA.
Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic part.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Could you please, give me an example.
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic part.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Could you please, give me an example.
Zail: Why not - Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: No, I don't.
Zail: Saala* homo!!!
Buta: No, I don't.
Zail: Saala* homo!!!
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